Webpage of Issak B.

Introductions mean nothing if theres nobody to see them.

They're a waste of room on a page and a waste of paper for a job application. Nobodys gonna see this webpage so why should I have to write a lengthy one? Either way if someone does find it, likely chance the readers a stranger. I don't want some stranger getting their hands on my information. Sorry address snatchers. Thats some precious stuff. Anyways...

I'm Issak, and this is my webpage. Couldnt tell you what I'll use it for. No, I don't have any hobbies. I sit on my ass and play guitar all day. I like guitars. I can't think of anything else I enjoy other than that. Or getting drunk. Im probably drunk writing this. Use your imagination. I wouldnt call myself no connossieur but I like the rock music scene. Indie and alt and all that. i like writing songs sometimes but they're all basically junk. Cant ever seem to get myself to write sober. Like a damn baby, I am. Ha ha ha.

Last i checked I'm 24 years old. No years young joke here that'd be wrong. My back cracks like im 70. I like watching cartoons the few times my tube works. Courage the Cowardly Dog is my favorite. Can't think of anything else. Fuck me webpages are hard.

If your curious, here's my guitar:

Ain't she a beauty? Picked her up off the side of the road. Someone mustve dumped her there like she was nothing! What a prick, right? She works great looks great and sounds as good as a cheap shit guitar can sound. Not to call her cheap shit. She's basically my girlfriend. One of em at least. I got like 50. (Kidding)

P.S. if Stoo is here, fuck off man. Im not tellin you again. You too, asshole. You know who you are.